Things I have found in my house this past week:
*Scissors in the dryer
*All the legos in a bottle of apple juice
*A wolfman figurine in the Parmesan cheese
*A whole bottle of conditioner slicking the bathtub
*A cup of lightning bugs wrapped in plastic wrap
*Piles of grass on the carpet under the dining room table
*A lion in the butter dish
Things I am still looking for:
*Smart Card for the Dish Network receiver
*Most of the forks
*My bag of Dove Dark Chocolate Almond candies
*The curtain rods for the boys' windows
*A clean towel when I get out of the shower
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That's a hilarious list. I would stop looking for those chocolates though, and concentrate on finding the wrappers.
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