Happy Birthday from my hubby

Yo.

On April 19th of 1775, the Revolutionary War began, which we thankfully survived
On April 19th of 1961, America's Bay of Pigs invasion was completely undone
On April 19th of 1943, a whack scientist took the first trip on LSD
On April 19th of 1971, the US sentenced to death Mr. Charlie Manson
On April 19th of 1936, the Palestinians continued one of the world's greatest conflicts
On April 19th of 1995, Olka City got bombed; domestic terrorism arrived
On April 19th of 1993, people in Waco got killed because Koresh was crazy
On April 19th of 1809, the army of Austria attacked and was defeated by the forces of the Duchy of Warsaw in the Battle of Raszyn

But all those tragedies they just don't matter
cause something else happened that makes all the bad things scatter
cause April 19th in 1978 was the birthday yes the birthday of Jenna the Great

Oh Jenna, Jenna, Jenna the Great
she's my one true love, my life-long soul mate
she's the one who raises my basal metabolic rate
she sneaks into my heart like I was Watergate
our love's gettin' higher faster than the unemployment rate
je t'aime mon amour, yo i needn't translate
because Jenna's so smart she'll win any debate
she loves me back even though i'm overweight
and I've got a big head, makin it hard to procreate
and perhaps I should one more time restate
that I've got it pretty good (it's not up for debate)
because of one person in my life named Jenna the Great

Oh Jenna, Jenna, Jenna the Great
Yo Jenna, Jenna, Jenna the Great
Yes Jenna, Jenna, Jenna the Great

Sure there may be others who share the same bday as she
like James Franco, Kate Hudson, and Tim Curry
Jayne Mansfield, Eliot Ness, and Dudley Moore
but there ain't no one like Jenna to raise our esprit de corps

Ain't no other mom can be a mom quite like she
attacking us with lovin' like an africanized honey bee
she's seeking out the hugs like Mike Singletary
in family management she's already got her PhD
and that one woman we all love; that's my Jenna Marie

Oh Jenna, Jenna, Jenna Marie
Yo Jenna, Jenna, Jenna Marie
Yes Jenna, Jenna, Jenna Marie

there only one woman for me and happy birthday to she
that's my Jenna, Jenna, Jenna Marie

Word to our mother.

*this was performed live at the Concert for Jenna / The Jenna Spectacular! along with the rest of my nutty family.